Loser Machine Company

Kingsway Vest

Stay warm and stylish in the Loser Machine Kingsway Vest. Constructed with a 100% Cotton shell and 50% Cotton/50% Poly lining, this insulated bull denim vest comes with quilted taffeta lining. It features two dual chest pockets and zipper pockets at the waist, plus game pouch pockets at the back with snaps. Plus, you'll find interior pockets with a key clip, a leather strip label, and a Good Luck lapel pin on the pocket flap. Complete with LMC hardware and a woven label.

Condor Vest - Caramel

Achieve an effortless style with the Loser Machine Condor Vest! The insulated quilted twill exterior and taffeta lining deliver cozy warmth, while the patch pockets and dual interior pockets with key clip offer convenience. Embroidered Condor patch, Loser Machine snaps and embroidered patch branding complete the look. Have you tried it yet?!!

Elmwood Shirt

This custom-printed ombre polar fleece shirt features chest pockets with stylish flaps, a hidden button-down collar, charming tortoise buttons, a good luck pin on the collar, and signature LMC woven labels. Crafted from soft, 100% cotton, it's sure to be a wardrobe staple!

Connant Shirt - Brown/Bronze

• Custom plaid flannel
• Chest pockets with flaps
• Hidden button down collar
• Engraved tortoise buttons
• Good Luck pin on collar
• LMC woven labels

LMC X Mooneyes Front Page Stock LS Tee

Introducing the LMC X Mooneyes Front Page Stock LS Tee. Crafted with 100% cotton, this long sleeve tee offers a comfortable standard fit that feels great against the skin. The perfect blend of fashion and function, add this iconic tee to your wardrobe and make a statement.

Jackson Hood Sweater

380g of luxurious custom heavyweight fleece forms the perfect hoodie. Finished with a double layer hood, embroidery on the chest, a felt applique and print on the back, plus LMC label branding. Enjoy the cozy, stylish combination of 58% cotton and 42% poly.

Loser Machine Armor Jacket

Ride in style and comfort with the Loser Machine Armor Jacket. Crafted from a durable Cordura blend twill, this dual YKK zipper coaches jacket features extra-warm sherpa lining and snap-down pockets - ideal for those windy rides or hanging out around town. With a hidden snap-down collar, drawcord, and satin stitch embroidered logos, with that great 'Kustom Kulture' style. Hit the road! 

Generally fits true to size

Alcott Jacket

The Loser Machine Alcott Jacket combines style and comfort with its plaid flannel shell and Sherpa-lined interior. The chest pockets with flaps, welt pockets at the waist, dish buttons, and hidden button-down collar provide superior functionality. Finishing touches include a taffeta collar stand and int. cuff facing and a Good Luck pin on the collar. Crafted from 100% cotton shell and poly lining.

Hawkmoth Shirt

• Short sleeve printed poplin shirt
• Camp collar
• Straight hem
• Welt chest pocket
• Engraved pearl buttons
• LMC woven label branding
• 100% cotton

Flea Shirt

• Short sleeve textured stripe shirt
• Camp collar
• Straight hem
• Chest pockets with flap
• Engraved tortoise buttons
• LMC woven label branding
• 100% cotton

Montes Shirt

The Loser Machine Montes Shirt is a durable twill work shirt designed for everyday use. Features include chain stitch embroidery/print on the back, chain stitch logo on the chest, chest patch pocket, dish buttons, convertible collar, and a straight hem. LMC woven label branding ensures authenticity and quality. Crafted from 100% cotton for lasting comfort.

Floride Shirt

Make a statement in the Loser Machine Floride Shirt. Crafted from 100% cotton, this printed rayon shirt features a welt chest pocket, pearl buttons, a convertible collar, a straight hem, and co-branded woven label branding. Perfect for punk and Dead Kennedys fans alike!

Toros Jersey

This Loser Machine Toros jersey is a timeless classic. Show off your style with this pin-striped flannel baseball jersey and its signature details, including a dish button front, satin stitch embroidery on the back, a scalloped hem, and LMC woven label branding. Crafted with 100% cotton, this jersey is perfect for game day - or any day! Rock the Toros jersey and show your style!

Spark Plug Stock Tee - Cream 

• Stock tee
• Standard fit
• 100% cotton

Time Tested Stock Pocket Tee - Black

The Loser Machine Time Tested Stock Pocket Tee is a timeless staple for any style. Crafted from 100% cotton for a comfortable, casual fit, it features a classic black design with a white screen print of the iconic 'Loser Machine' logo. Add an unmistakable edge to your look with this timeless tee!

New OG Stock Tee - Brown Sugar

• Stock tee
• Standard fit
• 100% cotton

Osaka Stock Tee - Black

• Stock tee
• Standard fit
• 100% cotton

East Bay Knit

Look fresh for any occasion in the Loser Machine East Bay Knit. Crafted with high-quality 18s jersey fabric and yarn-dyed stripes, this shirt is the perfect blend of style and comfort. Show off your iconic style with the bold Dead Kennedys embroidery on the chest and co-branded woven label branding throughout. Bring your one-of-a-kind style to life with this must-have piece made from 100% cotton.

Overdrive Stock Tee - Light Blue

Our Overdrive Stock Tee is the perfect fit, crafted with 100% pure cotton—a must-have staple for your wardrobe! 

Token Stock Tee - Black

Dirt Nap Stock Tee - Cream

Inspired by tattoo flash art, the Loser Machine Dirt Nap Stock Tee is a statement piece that speaks to the passionate and rebellious. Made from 100% cotton and featuring a standard fit, this stylish tee will keep you comfortable and stylish all day long!

Ortega Knit

• Yarn dye crew neck
• 30s jersey
• Rib neckband
• Woven patch on chest
• LMC woven label branding

Haven't Won Stock Pocket Tee - White

Americana Stock Tee - Patrol Blue